THIS Tweet tonight caught my eye and I cannot stop laughing:
The #PLLMoms were concerned about their daughters for .5 seconds before they got drunk and forgot to care. That sums up the whole series.
— Catherine Powell (@CatherinePowell) August 5, 2015
While the title of this episode alone is ominous, the fact that they are attending prom is foreboding of terrible, awful, amazing things to come.
“And I don’t entirely disagree.“–So Emily’s mom agrees? Just needed to clarify that.
Twinkly lights! That’s what Emily said she wanted! A prom with twinkly lights! Stop bitching and accept your fate, girls! This is the price of being friends with Allison.
Oh hey, Allison’s 417 year old police officer boyfriend entered the scene looking old AF as per usual.
EWWWWWW Allison’s brother just asked her to prom! INCEST!
LOL @Aria’s mom saying she’s frustrated about Charles because she “need[s] a sandwich”. She might be hangry or she might have PTSD.
Spencer’s mom is a LUSH! She has this obnoxiously coquettish smirk and says “well, I’m not drinking” as she pours herself a hefty glass of cab. LOVE IT!
Caption Contest! What is Ezra thinking while taking this picture:
My guess? “Mmmmm fresh meat….smells like”...well I will let this famous quote from House Party finish that line for me.
Or maybe “This one is going in the spank bank”. I’m not sure which one is more Ezra, ya know?
WHOA Hannah’s make up looks WACK! She is over bronzed and eyes are over-racooned!
Allison’s dress/look is my absolute, 100% favorite! She looks like cinderella+belle combined!
Emily, you cannot wear your own crown to prom, that’s…weird. I guess these girls aren’t properly socialized so it’s not her fault. It IS a way to make your school yearbook’s worst dressed list.
IT’S CHARLES! THEY ARE AT THE HOUSE WITH CHARLES! Then who is at prom with Allison?? Bethanny?? Is she secretly alive?? I mean, I guess that could be the twist but how did they fake HER body?? HOW MANY DENTAL RECORDS CAN CHARLES AND HIS ENDLESS RESOURCES FAKE!?
CALEB IS AN INFORMATION RISK ANALYST!!!??! HE IS GOING TO MAKE ENOUGH TO COVER HANNAH’S TUITION AND RENT IN NYC?! Listen, my friend was a DOCTOR in NYC and I know how rent there works. Unless these kids are going to move to the projects of NJ and pretend they live in NYC “because it’s totally just, like, a 30 minute drive” then this show IS BEYOND SUSPENDED REALITY! For some reason this part of the show is making me so angry!
‘CLARK is an undercover cop‘ she gasped in feigned surprised. Moving on….
“Shouldn’t we call the police?”–Emily, Toby takes umbrage to that as he says “No I already called for backup” aka SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
“We had one job tonight, one. To keep them safe”-YES, MOMS OF WINE COUNTRY, you had ONE FREAKING JOB and you failed because you are self absorbed, terrible parents and I can only hope that DCFS takes over as you are ALL FAILURES.
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