How-Old.net Thinks Bianca Lawson is…..

Yes. I am obsessed with Bianca Lawson’s ability to defy the process of aging.

She is 36, just to clarify, and has spent the past 20 years or so playing 16-year olds.

Well Microsoft has a website called How-Old.net and it’s really confused as to how old she is, too!

I uploaded all of the pictures below which are from the past 3 years and the website guessed 23 on the first two, 24 on the last one:

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She has defied the laws of DIGITAL IMAGERY!  I know that the site is getting flack for not guessing the ages of NFL football draft people but the tool works on my pictures exactly, my friends (yes, I stalked friends and did theirs, too).

I am now in desperate need to find out what she uses to keep her skin so smooth and how does it defy gravity?! I am several years younger than her and look OLDER than her! HOW!?! What is this wizardry?!

I found an interview with her from 2013 where she says “genetics” plays a big factor in her eternal youth. In another interview from 2013 she says “I drink TONS of tea (white and green)- which is my main source of caffeine. I pretty much never drink coffee

If the fountain of youth lies in not drinking coffee, I would rather age poorly and be old and haggard. Or just get botox #YOLO