“You better bring a jacket, it’s supposed to be cold tonight“–Hey, Emily’s mom? IT’S JULY!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE DO YOU LIVE THAT YOU NEED A JACKET IN JULY!?!?!
When did Emily go to HAITI!?! And “last summer”!? Was this the only summer this show has acknowledged in 4 years that Ezra is referring to???
Blechhhhhhh Spencer is talking to an orderly from Radley. I say “blech” because yeah right this orderly would tell her the truth about Toby’s mom’s suicide. Yup, he would put his ass on the line for an underage high school student who was once admitted to a psychiatric institution against her will. Yup, this would ALLLLLLLLLLL happen in real life………….NO IT WOULDN’T! UNLESS SPENCER GAVE THAT GUY THE MOST AMAZING BJ OF HIS LIFE, OR UNLESS SHE PAID HIM A HUGE SUM OF MONEY, HE WOULD NOT TELL HER SHIT! Even IF she gave him a BJ, I’m still not sure it would be enough for anyone to tell some random crazy teenage anything about their police report…… UGH!
Ok, WHY is Rumor Willis on Pretty Little Liars? Is her career THAT bad that she needs this job? A JOB THAT MAKES HER WEAR THIS TO WORK:
POOR RUMOR! THOSE PANTS ARE TOO HIGH and make this otherwise fit woman with a hot body look frumpy as fuck. She must have pissed of wardrobe……
OH SNAP! Rumer Willis has had some work done…….and she looks good! That’s an aside, not related to the show….
Ohhhh there is another age-inappropriate love prospective for Spencer (even though she is dating Toby)….
This guy is a 3rd year law student who is interning with her mom….Yup, just what every 3rd year law student wants to deal with, an entitled high school paramour with no real-world experience and no advanced education, that way they can stay up allllll night having deep discussions about shows like this. Ugh. No. This show works SO HARD to make us believe that every man who crosses paths with Spencer wants to bone her, and that’s just not reality! She is a cute young woman but my god, she isn’t Megan Fox!
I have NO IDEA who any of the men in Aria’s life are besides Chad Lowe. I cannot distinguish between Aria’s brother, the Dojo guy, the mean guy who called her a slut and so on…..call me racist but they all look the same to me! Brown haired, doe-eyed white guys who like dating tiny-teens who look like dolls.
Ok, each episode for the past three seasons has ended with this person, presumably A, wearing black gloves. Black gloves eating popcorn, drinking wine, buying stuff in stores. Ohhhh plot twist: A has leprosy and THAT is why he/she wears gloves!
PRODUCT PLACEMENT! ARIA AND JAKE ARE HAVING A WHOLE CONVO ABOUT WHEN THE MOVIE OPENS GOING TO SEE IT, WHY SHE LOVES IT, etc. THIS HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME a daytime soap opera, days of our lives alllll over again! UGH!!!!!!!