Hannah put black streaks in her hair? It looks kind of like cruella deville, right?
Wait weren’t the police called to the scene of shaunas death? Then why did Mona say she was transferred back to georgia? I’m confused (which should be the title of this show)
OMG is this guy playing Allison’s dad acting for the first time?!! He’s the worst! He’s acting like he’s talking to a 9 month old. Do you think the director is in the sidelines shouting at him “She’s 17! She’s not a newborn baby! Speak to her like a normal human being!”
Spencer’s parents are totes getting a divorce dude. Spencer’s mom slept on the couch.
“How much longer is our yard going to be a crime scene?!” #richpeopleproblems #rosewoodproblems
Who is this new swimmer girl? STFU new girl!
Ohhhh Emily ignored Allison’s call! Character development!
Mona is just STARING at the girls like a psychopath! By the way, this happens throughout the entire episode, nonstop.
“You need to take a psychological selfie”–Kids say the darndest things! AHAAHAHAH….no but really, is that how teenagers talk? Ugh.
Allison just signed her text to Emily as “-Allison”-
isn’t this supposed to be a girl in 2014? The only other people I know do that are my parents for whom English is the second language. So unless Allison’s character is now a 62 year old Persian man, I’m not buying it.
OH wait Allison’s dad is implying that she was raped! How is a wholesome family network like ABC Family going to tackle that? I hope better than they did the statutory rape story line……
Oh shaunas last name is Fring? Like GUSTAVO FRING FROM BREAKING BAD?!! CROSSOVER SHOWS! SPINOFF!
WAIT THERE’s A VIDEO FROM SHAUNAS FUNERAL?!! WHO POSTS VIDEOS OF FUNERALS?!!! IS THIS A THING NOW?! SOMEONE EXPLAIN!!!!
Paige is wearing a tank top and dang girl is FIT! Dem guns look great, git gurl!
There’s a tin of rat poison in the garage with the receipt conveniently taped to the side. The implication is gonna be that Allison’s mom was killed with the poison and oh my thank goodness the receipt is taped on the side so they can trace who bought it back to….my guess is Spencer’s dad!
“You have quite powerful lungs my lady!” Her doctor is gonna murder her, right? He’s gauging how to suppress the scream from those lungs, right? Right.
“Scoot down at the end of the table so I can take a better look at it.” IS HE TALKING ABOUT HER PELVIC EXAM???
Oh wait he’s not, just a cut on her knee. But still, this doctor sounds so creepy!!!!
“Hannah once you know something, you can’t unknown it….”–Spoken like a true teenager and not the 62 year old Persian man I was beginning to suspect you were.
Why does Spencer need to google if rat poison kills? Isn’t that pretty obvious??
Mona is my new favorite character, I think.
I feel like people don’t post videos of funerals for this EXACT REASON, because people on the internet get creepy and will just watch your loved ones in a casket on repeat like Aria.
What’s Ezra’s role in a of this? Are we cool with him now? But didn’t he pretended to not know who aria was at a restaurant when he had sex with her, even though he KNEW she was 15? So even though he’s not A, he’s still creepy as fuck right?! RIGHT?!!
Oh no! Hannah is going back to her Mona-stealing ways!!!!
Spencer cuts herself on a knife and I almost expect the boy to start foaming at the mouth and looking torn….I think I’m conflating vampire diaries with this show….
Allison shows Emily a child’s pink polka dot backpack and says with pride “my dad got it for me!”
Again, Allison’s dad not understanding that she’s not a child who needs a Lisa Frank backpack (but for real, Lisa Frank was the shit.)