1. Ezra’s ex is in the picture! Aria is introduced as a former student. “I thought the whole point of you working here was so that you didn’t have to introduce me as a former student.”
NO. The whole point of him becoming a PROFESSOR is to ADVANCE HIS CAREER! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, ARIA! Who are you, SPENCER?
2. SPOILER ALERT: Ian was found dead with a suicide note admitting to killing Allison.
And cue the drinking of tea from a mug with BOTH HANDS. These girls are gonna be incapacitated by their tea.
3. Aria is pissed because at Ian’s funeral Ezra told her parents that he was there to support all his students instead of admitting his love for her.
THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T DATE 16-YEAR OLDS! They make everything about them, even at someone’s funeral!
3. At Ian’s funeral they show the Pretty Little Liars putting dirt on Ian’s grave. That seems to be in poor taste, no? These girls blamed Ian for killing Allison and did not stop until they found him dead (potentially murdered). Having them put the dirt on his grave seems almost glib…..
4. Allison’s brother has now said he was “out of it last summer” or “loaded last summer” 5 times in one episode.
We get it, you liked to get high! You aren’t the first person to smoke pot! Jesus!
5. Caleb just brought Hannah take-out and a GIANT 3lb BAG OF ICE! “You know when guys buy girls ice, that’s not what they mean” Hannah says.
Please tell me that I missed something here. Was it literally JUST FOR THE PUN!?
6. A leads the girls to the cemetery where A projects a video onto a mausoleum. The girls look around frantically for the projector/source of the video.
Guys. The projector is going to be ACROSS FROM THE VIDEO. BOOM. Problem solved.
Ugh these girls are so dumb sometimes, I cannot handle this! Onto episode 6….