1. At the start of the episode I already have issues! It starts on a school bus AT NIGHT with Scott and Allison about to have sex. How do they have access to school buses at night?
Why would you want your first time to be in a school bus?! Does this desire speak to a dark past for Scott???
Update: it was a dream. SCOTT’S dream. I think the school bus was a subconscious desire.
Update 2:WAS IT JUST A DREAM?!
Update 3: it WAS just a dream
2. Wait someone just called Scott an asswipe! Since when can you say asswipe on television!?
3. “You don’t know that!”
“Well I don’t not know that!!!”-real eloquent, Scott.
4. “ I’m just going to have to cancel my date with Allison” Scott says with regard to the possibility that he might MAUL his date.
But alas, his BFF Stiles disagrees, “no you can’t cancel your whole life !!!”
Ah to be in high school again, when one date is your WHOLE LIFE!
5. Wait, Allison asks Scott to hang out with her and another couple and now Stiles says that means Allison put him in the gay best friend category.
SINCE WHEN DOES A DOUBLE DATE DO THAT?!?!
IS THIS HOW HIGH SCHOOLERS REALLY THINK?!?!
6. Omg Allison’s friend, Lydia, is trying to be sexy for Allison’s hot dad:
7. UM, the popular girl just said (WITH DUCK FACE)
“Hmm, someone’s daddy’s little girl”.
SHE SAID THAT AFTER HER CREEPY/”SEDUCTIVE” POSE!
EW
WHAT IS SHE IMPLYING?!?!
8. The actor who plays Allison’s dad has a weird, slavic-ish accent but when I wikipedia-ed him, I found out that he is CANADIAN! There is NO excuse for that accent, Mr. Bourne (oh and his real name is definitely fake, right?)
9. I AM SO CONFUSED. Scott is really bad at bowling on his double date. Then Allison whispers in his ear to imagine her naked and he bowls a strike.
How does a boner make him a better bowler?
10. Oh, apparently Allison’s dad was a teen parent, too!
Allison was born in 1985 and her dad was born only 15 years earlier.
11. “Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit”–Lydia.
Ew.
Gross.
No.
12. “That’s enough parenting for me for one night” Scott’s mom said as she walks away with her hands in the air giving two peace signs.
Oh man, Scott’s mom. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! The show has BARELY started, you CANNOT START LOSING IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!