First of all let me apologize! I was travelling for work this week (yes, I have a real job outside of this blog) and my hotel room did not have ABC Family! Imagine my horror! So this delay will not become a habit, I assure you!
Toby in his cop uniform, when asked where his from, says “Rosewood PD.” No, Toby, to quote Spencer a few bitchy episodes ago, you can’t just up and be a cop!
Hannah got into a billion colleges! Yay!
Ezra is planning an opening of something, I didn’t pay close attention, but he’s stressing his high school student out by texting her about this event, and honestly, being irresponsible by distracting her while she’s at school. I’m not, however, surprised. Her 25-year old boyfriend boned her when she was a 15-year old freshman (KNOWING she was 15 at the time) then he clearly does not care about her academics. MAYBE THAT’S WHY YOU’RE NOT GETTING INTO COLLEGE, ARIA! MAYBE IT’S NOT A FOR ONCE, MAYBE IT’S YOU!
Emily and Paige have “grown apart” in ONE EPISODE?!
Wait, WHAT is the name of the college that Hannah is going to visit? BELLA? BALLARD? BELLAR??? I think that they are intentionally garbling it so that we have a hard time understanding them, that way we cannot verify the facts. Or I have hearing problems.
Toby found his “family knife” in the woods….Someone reading this please help me…WHAT THE FRACK IS A FAMILY KNIFE?! Especially one with missing parts?!?! THIS IS NOT A THING!
And this crack team of Caleb, Spencer and Toby decide to not take ANY action with the knife?
And this opening thing is for a BOOKSTORE! I seeeeee! Some guy with a beret works there…and his beret is not ironic….
Emily is going to CATER THIS EVENT!?!?! AND EZRA ASKS ANOTHER CREEPY QUESTION: “Do you even take home-ec?” No, EZRA, your high school student’s friends are not in that course, why? You considering teaching it so that you can rape some more kiddos? Cool story, bro.
Ok so I may have become addicted to the podcast Serial (which I am listening to a SECOND time around) but when Hannah’s mom gets a call from Allison? It totally reminded me of the Serial opening “This is a Global-Tel link prepaid call from Adnan Syed an inmate at a Maryland Correctional facility”
It also reminds me of the SNL Parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjidkNvN-Ps
Why is Hannah walking around campus carrying a teddy bear?? Is she feeling lonely, separation anxiety?
I see the tour guide wearing a Ballard sweatshirt but when I google it I found a day-school: “Pupils are admitted to Ballard School, from the ages of 18 months to 16 years (Nursery to Y11).” Annnnd it’s in the UK…. So are we assuming that Hannah is going to a nursery in England because that would be a KICK ASS spinoff show– “Posh Little Liar-Hannah Goes Brit!” etc etc, I can’t think of anything else right now.
Spencer: “You could have told me before I got carpet bombed with angry texts” So I had to google this particular phrase and it means “a large aerial bombing done in a progressive manner to inflict damage in every part of a selected area of land.” Call me rational, maybe one of few rational people who watches this show, but that seems excessively dramatic….
Wow Aria’s letter to the college about Ezra is hilariously accurate, she DID squander her youth with an older man and she DID make herself an outsider by doing so! Thank GOODNESS! All it took was getting rejected from college to get her to understand!
Okay wait Spencer and Caleb think A will find a way to get the knife back to them….but I thought that they were convinced that Allison was A? So then who are they afraid of?
OMG OMG IS CALEB GONNA DIE!?! And where the heck did Spencer go off to?? Where did she just wander off to all alone?! CALEB NEEDS HER! Shit, if he burns alive in a kiln, this show will be seriously freaking DARK!
So this admissions dean that is Ezra’s ex thinks that Aria and Ezra broke up and Aria is worried Ezra will find out she let the woman think that? Girl, if Ezra really cared about you then he would let you continue that lie! You can pretend that you got back together AFTER you got in! Am I trying too hard to rationalize this nonsense? I think yes….
I like this new caterer girl! And she appears to be rocking Nene Leakes’ “cold shoulder tunic”.
OMG HANNAH’S MOM AND ALLISON’S BROTHER MAKING OUT EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Ohhh A left Aria an ominous email that she sent to the dean of admissions at Talmadge? Oh so now A can hack into university emails and uses those personal emails to blackmail HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS? So A, as I have said before, is a millionaire psychopath?! Cool.
CAN HANNAH’S MOM NOT HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE IN THAT TOWN?!
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