Doesn’t the title of this episode sum it all up?
Wait Hannah’s hair is dark now?! When did that happen? Oh well….
So Emily’s dad’s anemia caused heart-attack-like symptoms? In the last episode her dad said he didn’t want to tell her and worry her but “something is wrong” and they were “running tests.” So her dad’s doctors were so confused and confounded about a crazy, confused diagnosis of….Anemia? I think Wren needs to come back!
“A played post office between my teeth”-So the surgery that A performed on Hannah was to put a note between her teeth? Then why did she wake up with a bloody mouth? This reminds me of the episode of Louis I once saw…..
Ezra is begging Aria to come to the cabin with him. He says, “Aria….I-I thought we would be able to use this cabin.”
“…….as a dungeon for me to hide your chopped up body parts. Why are you acting so weird?”–Ok, so he didn’t ACTUALLY say that but that’s basically what he was TRYING to say.
Spencer is buying what I assume is Vyvanse or another stimulant. What’s odd is that when the girl asks her for payment (50 bucks) Spencer acts like she expected a handout. Spencer’s parents are BOTH wealthy attorneys. The show has gone to great pains to show us how wealthy they are (Spencer did horseback riding, they have a private pool, a private pool house, etc etc etc), so why is she being so weird now?
She’s also OVERSELLING how suspicious she is of Ezra (as evinced by this picture below)
You know what I am noticing?? In these episodes Ezra’s face is clean-shaven. I wonder if ABC Family realized how creepy his “love story” with a student is, so they’re trying to make him look younger? This show started FOUR YEARS AGO and their characters are seniors now, meaning that when he and Aria started having sex, she was 14, 15 MAX, and at that point Allison had been dead for a year SO ALLISON WAS MAX 13 YEARS OLD WHEN SHE AND EZRA STARTED DATING AND ALLISON TEASED HIM FOR EATING PIE WITH BEER.
What is WRONG WITH THIS SHOW?! I am DISGUSTED by the fact that ABC Family is GLORIFYING this shit.
Ezra is also getting OUT OF HAND controlling. They are at the cabin, and Aria asks him to drive her home. He says “Maybe being torn between me and your friends is not such a bad thing….I know it feels like you’re growing away from them but maybe it’s me and you growing closer. If this is going to last then you have to start thinking of me being the person you’re closest to….”
I’m sorry WHAT?! That is the most manipulative thing to say! NO, it’s NOT NORMAL for you boyfriend to want to be the ONLY THING ON THE PLANET. It’s eerily codependent and not “cute” or endearing.
OMG OMG OMG EZRA’S “A-LAIR” IS IN THE BASEMENT OF HIS CABIN! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What you can’t see in the picture below is that Ezra’s hand is in his pants:
OMG OMG OMG OMG EZRA IS WATCHING ARIA SLEEP! OMG OMG OMG EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Ezra is the world’s worst liar. “I–I’m just…really….glad…you’re here?”–He LITERALLY said it in that intonation! The show, in effort to make him appear hollow, has either ASKED him to look vacant and brain dead or that’s the actor’s face and I’m just now noticing it.
“My head feels like it’s full of hot ice cubes!“–>This is why I love Hannah. Because she says nonsense gibberish like that. That is not even a saying. Go ahead. Google it. I’ll wait.
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Did you do it? Yeah, when you google it, PLL links come up. Because it’s completely unintelligible like most things Hannah says.
OK, so Allison spends THOUSANDS of dollars trying to get places to stay and resources because she is on the run. When she calls Shauna from the payphone, we see her perfectly manicured nails dialing the buttons. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE she would have more money if she wasn’t getting gel manicures and getting blow-outs (her hair is freshly done). THIS IS WHY 13-16 year old runaways should go to the POLICE when they are running from someone or something! Their brains aren’t developed enough to handle REAL LIFE problems, let alone CRAZY-WORLD-WHERE-REALITY-IS-SUSPENDED problems!
NEXT WEEK’S PLL IS ALL BLACK AND WHITE AND FILM NOIRE! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ALSO, I CALLED WREN COMING BACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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