Oh boy, let me begin by saying that my AC is broken and where I am, my home is a balmy 81 degrees and gettin’ warmer (the how is beyond me), so my brain may be scrambled by the end of this episode (although it usually is anyways).
Did Hannah’s incriminating blood come from the blood drive? Is the moral of the story “Don’t Donate Blood!”?!
“I don’t like the idea of 12 strangers off the street deciding what happens“-Has Allison’s dad lived in the US ever? Does he not understand the role of a jury? Has he not listened to SERIAL!?
Dude Aria’s new guy is a psycho! I mean, even if he THINKS the world is better off without Mona, he certainly shouldn’t intimate that aloud!
Ohhhh fancy transition from Rain with Emily to Allison in the prison shower! Also, whenever I see a dramatic shower transition I think of that scene in The Craft where the bully is showering and her hair is falling out because the girls (particularly, Rachel True) cursed her.
“I can see something running around behind her eyes”
Ahhh I love Caleb! He’s amazing! Visiting his lawless lady in prison! I like that the girls aren’t heavily made-up in prison to look unrealistically beautiful and primped.
Ohhh a creepy call from Varjack playing a french song! Intrigue! Mystery! SIIIIIIKKKEEEEE I stopped caring a lonnngg time ago about who is behind the calls, texts, etc!
WHY IS JASON SUDDENLY SPEAKING WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT?!! Also, he needs to blink 300% more often, I feel like his eyes are going to dry out with all of his hard staring at Spencer!
“Forbid?! That’s a big, hefty, 19th Century word!”-Spencer, do you know what forbid means? How could you possibly think that’s an outdated term? You are a MINOR and your mother can FORBID you from doing things if she so wishes, goshdarnit! #bighefty19thcenturyword
Mona’s murder tape sounds….ah…interesting? I will let you use your imagination! Anyways, this trial is intense! Not really, though.
WAIT, YES! Hannah’s mom and Jason boning is GOING TO COME OUT IN TRIAL! PLOT TWIST! The state is accusing him of taking sex from Hannah’s mom in exchange for a different testimony! I mean, we all know she’s done stuff like that before so it would not be shocking at ALL.
“Most ladies in the congregation manage to pull the news straight out of the atmosphere…it’s pretty amazing.”-Cool story, bro.
Mona’s house is boarded up but inside there’s creepy music playing and suddenly the door is unlocked? NO! DON’T GO INSIDE! Haven’t they seen EVERY horror movie ever!? NEVER GO UPSTAIRS!
Aw I love Hannah’s optimism! “Who knows, maybe I’ll write a book, lots of people write books in prison!”Oh but Hannah you do NOT want your mother’s DNA! There are ways to get what you want or need without having sex with every man you come across!
“It’s like those signs in parking lots, ‘backing up causes severe tire damage’.”–WHAT SIGNS ARE YOU REFERRING TO!? I have never seen these signs! THAT SIGN IS NOT A THING IN THE DRIVING WORLD!
What the frack is “BooBoo’s Ice Cream”?! Why is Paul Varjack being shredded?! WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?
So this episode was a HUGE DUD! I know that it’s really a necessary filler episode before the finale where there’s allegedly going to be a reveAl but really, they couldn’t make this better?! Between Jason’s alarmingly unblinking stare and Caleb thinking about dipping out, I am VERY dissatisfied!
Sociallylawkward's Blog 