We open on Allison’s mom’s funeral. They have used the word “buried” way too much in the first 3 minutes. I have counted 6 times and then stopped. We get it. Her mom is dead and buried relax, k?
Spencer is being SOOOOOOO annoying. I wish Melissa would use her evil powers to do good and make her shut up.
Mona is the perfect “bad guy”…she’s just likable enough that we sorta like her, but soooo passive aggressive that we want to punch her. She might be the best thought out character on the show!
I forgot that Emily used to swim! Wow are we re-opening that story line? Huh, interesting (it’s not).
I ❤ Melissa! “Lot of matricide”–MATRICIDE! She’s hilarious, a hoot if you will!
“Who do you think they’re more worried about, me or you?”-Spencer is SO MEAN to her sister! She has stolen TWO of Melissa’s boyfriends/fiancees and then says that shit? She needs to check herself.
“Blood is thicker than water…and it can also be very slippery”-Melissa says this ominously but I literally LOLed. Yes, Melissa, blood CAN be slippery I guess, in high volumes…but typically it’s more sticky than slippery, no? Maybe I’m wrong. That quote was just too great!
OK I WAS RIGHT.: The funeral director thinks Hanna is Allison! Early on in this blog I mentioned that the girls looked the same to me! I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought so!
Damn Allison is still a super-bitch! WOW! “Oh that’s my friend Hannah. It used to be a little bit easier to tell us apart, didn’t it?”
That’s basically asking Hannah to confirm that she used to be fat! WHAT A BITCH! I’m with Melissa, these girls should have left Allison where she was.
In a flashback Mona says “Ever wonder what you’d look like on one of those fliers?”–I bet Mona’s thirst for attention and approval manifests itself by her fantisizing which glamour shot (c’mon, she’s definitely the in-the-mall-glamour-shot-feather-boa type) her family would use on the carton.
“When you sell a house, don’t you have to tell a new buyer about things like mold and termites and dead bodies?” -Do you? I am not sure. I think you have to tell new buyers about termites because of the structural damage they pose, mold because of the health risk but dead bodies? Unless the home’s foundation IS dead bodies, they don’t have to disclose that. BOOM, lawyered (drops mic and walks away…pauses wondering if she’s totally wrong about that. Shrugs, decides it doesn’t matter, continues walking away).
I’m confused as to the story line with Ezra–So if he WASN’T A, then why did he have all that shady stalking equipment? To find out who A is? That’s still weird, right? Shouldn’t he just call the cops as the only adult in this situation?
“Ezra’s not a bad guy, Aria, he’s just a romantic”–Um having sex with a minor=bad guy definition. So, yeah, he is, Aria!
Hannah is having a lot of flashbacks and introspective moments! Wow! I love this dialogue between her and Emily in the car about coming out and Hannah not being who she really is.
OK wait, is it just me or is there a LOT of sexual tension between Jason and Spencer?? Um, y’all are half siblings, chill out and put some ice on them burning loins, mmmmkay?
“If I didn’t give you the Alli-upgrade, who would you be?”- Mona should make that a service she offers, the Alli-Upgrade package, complete with bitchiness and an obsession with tacky clothes.
Whoa Spencer’s dad offers to give Allison a ride home in a creepy way…I would NOT get into his car!
Oh Spencer’s dad is being fought over by his daughters, Melissa vs. Spencer! Melissa says “Dad maybe we should tell her?” and the dad says “NO!” I THINK I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE HIDING! MELISSA ISN’T REALLY HIS DAUGHTER AND HE AND MELISSA HAVE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR!
Don’t judge me, PLL made me this way! And look, don’t they look super guilty:
I’m struggling to understand why Aria is so upset about killing Shauna….I mean, it was self defense. If she didn’t do it, Shauna woulda shot them all dead, no? So why can’t she get past this? I think the show is trying to convey that Aria is the most emotionally empathetic of the 4 (5 now?) girls but I’m also kind of over her wallowing.
Okay, that’s a wrap! We finish with Hannah dying her hair because she’s growing/changing as a person or something.