We start this episode with Aria puking…please oh please tell me she’s pregnant!!!! Fingers crossed guys!!!
Why do Spencer’s parents insist on her going to in-patient psychiatric treatment or letting her do nothing at all?? Why can’t she see a therapist on a regular, weekly basis and combine that with medication to treat her addiction? Why are her parents okay with letting her “try” it on her own first?!!? That’s the sort of EXTREME parenting that leads to creepy adults or assholes. You pick which one you think Spencer is.
Emily: “Shauna called me this morning”
Spencer: “FROM GEORGIA?!?!?!” Spencer asks incredulously, as though Georgia was some foreign, third world country where cell phone service doesn’t exist. Um, honey, we Georgians might be down south but damn girl, we got cell phones and friggin’ southern hospitality!!!!!!
Toby: “You look like crap”—Damn boy, your girlfriend is battling a drug addiction, was that necessary?
Ok, guys, Ezra is NOT just a journalist, he has charts and graphs with pictures of Allison. He has FILES of these girls in his drawers at home. At BEST he’s a sex offender that should be registered with the state of…..what state is this show based in? No really, I know it’s a small town in New England but what state??
Ok wait wait wait. WHY does Ezra have an OLD SCHOOL tape player/recorder with Allison’s voice recorded?! Really, I need to know? This thing is COMICALLY outdated, just look:
Like, wait, do y’all remember using those in the 80’s? No? Probably not because if you are reading this then you are not old enough. WELL back in my day you had these things and the mic had to be held RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE. If Ezra REALLY recorded her voice on that monstrosity he would have had a mic held in front of Allison’s mouth and she, at 13/14 years old when he “dated” (read, RAPED) her she would have cried out something like “Oh em geeee dude, double-u tee efffff is thattttt?!”
So no, not buyin’ it, ABC Family.
Paige is being a manipulative bitch to Emily, I must say. She’s threatening to tell the cops about everything unless Emily tells her the truth….because bribery always works to make a healthy relationship….followed by a manipulative bribe that’s actually a thinly veiled attempt to “protect” Emily
“I’m doing this for you Emily, because I love you so much”—– Um, huh? WTF?! Did you go to the Jonestown School of Manipulation!?!?! Like, really, Paige is being a super crazy, controlling jerk.
Later she asks Emily nonchalantly about dinner plans. Emily seems upset.
“Are we okay“-a confuses Paige asks later. Is she really that stupid?? She thought she could manipulate her girlfriend into doing what she wants and continue having a normal relationship?! NO! YOU RUINED IT! YOU BASICALLY SHOWED EMILY THAT YOU ARE A CONTROLLING, MANIPULATIVE BUTT FACE! GO AWAY!
When Emily basically says they’re not okay, Paige screws Emily over by dropping info in a cop car…..Jerkkkkkkk!
Toby is spending his settlement money on bad hair styles and leather jackets, ughhhh TOBYYY WHYYYYY?!?!
So the episode wraps up with a family “intervention” including Toby and Spencer’s parents. The thing is, all they do is stand up when Spencer walks in, and Toby says “You need help, Spencer”.
Spencer goes upstairs. The end.
THAT’S IT? THAT’S ALL?? THAT WAS THE EXTENT OF THE INTERVENTION??!! Wanna know what I think? They all hate Spencer as much as I do so they secretly WANT her to go away but want to appear to be trying!
The episode ends with A’s gloved hand reading Ezra’s book pages….ALWAYS A GLOVE! I think A has leprosy and is embarrassed. Poor A! It’s okay! There are more functional gloves than standard leather ones! It’s 2014! You can go out and buy some! I won’t judge your leprosy!