“We’re here to chill not spill“-Hannah those two things go hand-in-hand, m’dear!
Um Sara is at the spa chillin’, too!
How stupid is Hannah, she deleted the exact recordings that were necessary, now her mom might lose her job and the police are looking into this! Ahhhh! Hannah you are so dumb. For real.
Silver jag? Didn’t Mad Men teach us that Jaguars are shitty cars?
Wait Spencer suddenly has a desire to tell the truth? ALL she has done for 4 years is LIEEEE and now suddenly she be like “nah i’m good, imma be unnecessarily honest, tnx”
“I know you like to shop out of other people’s carts….maybe you’re more comfortable with lying than you think”-MELISSAAAAAA IS BACK and Spencer just got rekt.
Spencer IS the worst and Melissa knows better than anyone how much Spencer likes other women’s men!
“Ezra there’s some horrifying images”-Aria on the contents of Ezra’s thumb drive. Um. What? Where is this going? Is Ezra a pedo now? How horrifying can the images be?! ARIA YOU BETTER HAVE SCREENSHOTTED THAT SHIT!
“Ezra likes small women get a grip!“-So are we getting a clue as to those horrifying images….
This is what Aria found on Ezra’s thumbdrive:
“I think you need to relax”-Reporter says this to Spencer, truer words have never been spoken.
“I’ve heard of inner-circles but leaving your daughter out, that’s cold.”-This reporter is my favorite, after Queen Melissa of course!
WHA?! Emily spent ALL THE MONEY her dad left her!? And now Emily is donating her eggs!? SHIT IS HEAVY! Like this is legit stuff people consider when they go broke. Wow. I can’t decide if I am proud of the show for keeping this situation real or disappointed because my expectations are fantasy-level-unrealistic. What’s next, Emily finding out ways to refinance her leftover student loans? Signing up for obamacare?
Lucas is lying a lot for Hannah, despite his poor automotive choice he’s a good guy!
“Honest? You are not asking me to change your grade you are asking me to confess to murder.“-Ezra, changing grades isn’s exactly cool either, bro.
I love that when Ezra yells at the women who intruded into his home accusing him of murder, they act incredibly victimized and scared. Like really, what did y’all expect?
Wait but really, did Ezra just confess to killing Charles/Charlotte or is he saying he’s just happy that she’s dead??!
AHHHHH SPENCER AND CALEB?! NOOOOO! GROSS! NOOOOOO! WHY IS HE CARESSING HER!?!?! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!