“I know why he joined the police force-I encouraged him”-Um Spencer, you most certainly did not! Did you forget when you told him “You cant up and be a cop!“ Oh, you don’t remember? Good thing I do and good thing I documented it! You 10000% discouraged him!
“That’s pretty passive aggressive”-Spencer says about Hollbrook being back in town. I sometimes wonder if people know what passive aggressive means. A detective coming back to town is not passive at all, and if it’s at all aggressive it’s just that, no passivity there. Sorry, Spencer, but yet again, you are wrong! I don;t know why I am on a big anti-Spencer kick today…..
This new guy is a CREEP! Does anyone else feel like he’s sporting a comb over that producers are using to make him look young and hip when he’s secretly 43?? Look at this guy’s face and hair! He’s definitely over 40!
Spencer is so fucking bossy, YOU go talk to Leslie b*tch! Quit telling Hannah what to do!
Spencer is sitting there bossing Hannah around, telling Aria what to do, and b*tching about how she’s so annoyed that she got into a bunch of colleges, boo freaking hoo! I really dislike Spencer, the writers have made her the least likable character on this show. How are we supposed to feel bad for a girl who comes from money, gets what she wants and gets into a bunch of awesome colleges while her friends’ lives are falling apart?
“Most girls have trouble keeping two thgouhts in their mind at the same time, but Mona was thinking every second”—WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE F*CK!?!?!? This Leslie chick is straight up sexist and that comment is insulting! It makes me think of Leslie Knope’s hunting snafu.
“How does anybody get together with anybody?”–Deep thoughts brought to you by Emily.
So this creepy new guy…let’s call him Father Time. Father Time created this machine that lets you listen in on conversations across the coffeeshop. How much shall we bet that A will use this device to 1. listen to the girls or 2. mess with them?
Father Time: “If you were really impressed you’d buy me coffee…” Spencer giggles coquettishly. That is NOT okay! This guy just got paid by Ezra (he said $200) and he’s living in their family’s carriage house and he’s asking HER to buy HIM coffee? IS CHIVALRY SO DEAD THAT MEN NO LONGER AT LEAST PRETEND TO SPLIT THE BILL?!?!?
Is Aria’s brother threatening to kill her?? “Be careful going home through the woods,” he says in a tone that tells the view he is not at all concerned about her safety!
“Barking up the wrong henchman”- Mixing metaphors there, Hannah!