IS WREN COMING BACK?! I am not sure but I ask because the title uses the only British slang I’m familiar with
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Why on earth did the girls immediately run and tell Alison that they know she’s not A? I feel like she would be the LAST person to tell because she has the MOST incentive to immediately tell the police.
Okay, when the idea of Mike taking the stand in Alison’s trial comes up, Emily asks if “they” can make him take the stand and Spencer shrugs and says “yeah he’ll be a hostile witness”–a hostile witness exists when the witness is being obstinate or uncooperative on direct examination, so Spencer, why don’t you wait until the trial before asking the court to determine he’s a hostile witness, mmmmkay? Leave the lawyering to those who study and finish high school…and then go to college and then law school.
“I owe him a jingle”-Spencer’s mom. Favorite line ever. Jingle. I am going to start saying this tonight. UPDATE: My fiancee is not okay with this, Jingle is not a thing.
WREN IS BACK! I CALLED IT! I CALLLLLEDDDD IT! Spencer is going to stay with Wren and Melissa? I smell an awkward orgy….
“Each one of you is assigned a fairy godmother”-Glass Slipper foundation, seems legit.
Wait, Aria goes to Spencer’s mom, acts confused when she mentions attorney-client privilege, then passes her the symbolic dollar indicating she knew exactly how attorney-client privilege works….I think the writer’s team has a new member who is obsessed with legalese.
Side note, I think leaving the country is the best thing for these girls. Maybe they could escape A, stop having sex with married adults with kids, focus on their educations for once! I know, how lame, right?
Okay the writer’s DEFINITELY have someone with a legal background assisting with this episode! Alison’s attorneys won’t let her take the stand because they worry that she won’t appeal to a jury or that she may incriminate herself.
“I’m still sorta seeing Ezra.”-Aria, when was the last time you saw Ezra, hmmmmm? Are you still seeing him? Last I remember he broke up with you!
“Flat–apartments are flat…now that we have all that sorted, welcome to London.”-WOW, way to make the English look pretentious and rude!
“Git, mobile, peckish, bugger off, flatmate“-Is he from Argentina? Maybe Peru?
SIIIIIKE! I know he’s English, wanna know why? Oh, because they are throwing every freaking stereotypical English slang in our faces in case we did not understand that Spencer is in London and that this guy is English.
Talia says that she and her husband are separating?! WASN’T HER AFFAIR WITH A TEENAGED GIRL A SEPARATION IN ITSELF?! If not, then what was it?!!
Spencer’s smug grin at the end of her speech to the (I’m assuming) dean of admissions at Oxford makes me want to slap her in the face. I know that’s really mean and I’m sorry guys, but her leaving and going away to England would be the best thing ever, IMHO.
“I’m going to add that to my repertoire of philosophical knock-knock jokes”-Spencer, SHUT UP!
WAIT, Spencer’s bag starts bleeding PROFUSELY like it’s hemorrhaging….that’s not just one vial of blood, that’s like a whole uterus of blood! How did A time the vial of blood breaking PRECISELY at the end of her interview, hmmm? Oh, was there a timer on that vial of blood set to go off exactly at that time.
More important, HOW DID SPENCER GET PAST TSA WITH PINTS OF BLOOD IN HER PURSE?!! My PLL Theory is that A is a TSA Agent at Delta.
Oh ew the married creeper goes to the high school and watches Emily dance sensually. From a window. Like a stalker.
“The way you just danced, nobody works that hard for money”–Except for, I don’t know, PROFESSIONAL DANCERS WHO DANCE FOR A LIVING! Choreographers, ballet dancers, strippers, they ALL DANCE hard for the money!
McKesson Product Placement up in this episode, which seems weird but it’s definitely product placement because the camera zooms in, pauses and focuses on it:
Whoa, Talia having an emotional breakdown in the dance studio, get your sh*t together! You cannot be a married adult going to a high school and crying on a teenager. Am I the only one who finds this scene extremely disturbing?!
Whoa wait PLL–the burn unit is highly guarded, monitored and kept watch over at all times. You would like viewers to believe that A wrapped him/herself in HUNDREDS of dollars of McKesson gauze, hook himself up to the monitors, be in a room with other patients and NOT BE NOTICED?!
I get it, I suspend my understanding of how the world works for this show to a certain degree but COME ON! That’s just not possible, even for the highly wealthy and devious!
“I teach primary school when one of my kids is having a day, [someone] at their crayon, I teach them this relaxation exercise.” New Brit is basically telling Spencer that she is acting like a spoiled, crayon-eating brat who needs to grow the frack up.
Talia is threatening suing the pageant and taking their “case” to the Supreme Court? Really? First of all, what would they sue for?
SO, Mike’s bench press bar is over 250lbs and Aria’s injury is just a “a little swelling”?
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