Aka Aria discovers the truth! Ok, let’s start from the top!
This episode opens on Spencer in a dream sequence?? Nope, Spencer just slept at Ezra’s desk at school, obviously the more logical choice.
Ezra wants to tell Aria about his concerns about Spencer but he manages to make even a simple conversation sound as MOLESTY as humanly possible: “Hey, Aria, I know youre going to history but I can write you a late pass. We need to talk“ Romance or rape, new drinking game for this show!
“She’s on amphetatimes…she’s a ticking time bomb and when she explodes I don’t want you to get hit by the shrapnel.” This actually REALLY bothered me but not in the typical PLL-Total-Nonsense way, but in a more practical way. As a teacher your job is to care about ALL of your students, not about your girlfriend-student getting hit by the shrapnel of your drug-addled student who’s really struggling! I know, waayyyyyy too pragmatic of a complaint, I get it.
“I guess I’m willing to break the rules if it means helping Spencer”
1. See my comment above, he obviously does NOT care about helping Spencer (I know, I know, bigger picture he doesn’t care about helping Spencer because he’s A, but that’s a side complaint!)
2. He is willing to break the rules ALL THE TIME, WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?! He slept with a 13-year old Allison, thought she got pregnant, tried to kill her, then created this A persona to lure 4 girls into being afraid of him, slept with ANOTHER underage student, got fired, rehired, bribed, and smashed a student’s car with a baseball bat. HE BREAKS ALL THE RULES ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE IS A PSYCHOPATH!
Why is Toby looking goofier and goofier in every single episode?? Lookit:
“Maybe throw in a lasagna if you’re good and finish all your homework” Ok, let me be perfectly honest. I don’t know what Toby actually said. I was passively listening at this point and heard that, and I tuned in when he said “if you’re good and finish all your homework.” He could have said “Maybe throw in an upper-decker if you’re good.” and I would have reacted the same way. Either way, he was trying to be cutesy/sexy and it really, really creeped me out.
I find it repulsive when men try to play that dominant-daddy-teacher role like Toby is trying and, well, Ezra is ACTUALLY DOING. It’s inappropriate in every single way possible.
Aria’s Brother: “I bet you were a cute baby”
Mona: “I had to wear corrective lenses as a baby”
Aria’s Brother: “that sounds adorable”
WHAT?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! Did Aria’s brother go to the school of Ezra-Creeping?!!? OR WORSE, does he think that baby Mona in corrective-lenses is adorable?? WHAT?! Just, no. I can’t even. UGH!
Oh Aria, all loyalty went out the window with one delirious, meth-induced rant from Spencer? Not that im against Aria and Ezra breaking up but the way these two wax on and on about their undying love, I would not have thought an amphetime addiction by her friend would be the thing that breaks them up, ya know?
She finds one of Ezra’s journals in which hew wrote about Allison: “Lying was her oxygen…she could do it while she was laughing, she could even do it while she was kissing you.”
Wow, Ezra, for a writer, you suck at writing.
Annnnnnd Aria runs away! “Aria, I know you’re out there! Why are you hiding from me?” Ezra shouts as he runs into the woods after her. I guess he’s done pretending to be normal.
1. The best way to pretend you’re not suspicious of your boyfriend being a rapist/killer/psychopath is to act normal dude, don’t run into the woods screaming and panicking! PLAY IT COOL and call 911 under the kitchen table as he serves your underage ass wine.
2. The best way to pretend youre not a rapist/killer/psychopath is to call Aria when you see she’s not home and just be like “hey babe, where are ya? I got dinner on the stove!” NOT run into the woods screaming “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!”
Also, Ezra’s home security system looks like a Leapfrog Learning Pad for children:
Ezra is saying he is a true-crime novelist writing about Allison. He says he met her in college and she lied about her age and he believed her.
Have you TALKED TO a 13/14 year old?! No really, go talk to one. I will wait. Find your niece, nephew, cousin, sister, whatever. I’m waiting.
Did you do it?? Yeah. There is no way you could mistake her for a 20 year old, Ezra. I can barely understand what teenagers are saying between their acronyms, slang, and pop-culture, let alone have an extensional discussion about the meaning of life.
THEN, THEN ARIA MAKES A NEW UGLY CRY FACE THAT RIVALS KIM KARDASHIAN AND DAWSON’S!
Spencer’s mom confronts her about her drug use and she says:
“You promised, you promised you wouldn’t go back to this….I can’t go through this with you again, I dont have it in me!” –WOW, SPENCER’S MOM?! She is giving up on her daughter?!? Like 10000% She’s saying she’s done trying. Maybe that’s why Spencer is so messed up, her own mother quits after 2 attempts at actual parenting.
Maybe, just maybe, Spencer isn’t the worst, maybe she’s just a by product of absentee parents who just don’t love her enough.