OMG GUYS! WE MADE IT! THE FINALE!
THE EPISODE STARTS WITH HANNAH SOBBING OUTSIDE THE SCENE OF A FIRE WITH BODIES GETTING CARRIED OUT.
HOLY SHIT! I THINK CALEB IS DEAD! HE MUST BE IN THE BODY BAG!
1. Flash to the beginning of the episode. Garret’s trial is beginning!
2. So in the last episode Hannah couldn’t wear a skirt because the “stab wound” on her thigh would show. NOW, next episode, mini-dress and thigh is SCAR-LESS and GASH-LESS!
3. I smell something fishy. Paige is too fake-confused about the gang’s suspicions about her. She cannot be an “A” (there are two).
Who do you think the A’s are?
I am guessing….Nate and….CeCe!
4. So they have a conversation at school about Emily and all of a sudden “A” sends them a text about their conversation.
Ok, so that is not really possible, right? Unless ALL the high school cafeteria’s tables are bugged somehow, and unless A is a full grown adult millionaire with income to spend on nonsense.
I mean, c’mon people!
5. MONA JUST WALKED OUT OF THE INSTITUTION “DISGUISED” AS A NURSE!
IT IS NOT THAT EASY IN REAL LIFE! WHAT KIND OF PARALLEL UNIVERSE IS THIS?!
Also, she is walking out of the mental institution into the 1920’s, based on her stolen “nurse uniform”….erm, nurses nowadays just wear scrubs, just FYI!
6. Ok, they got an email from “A”. So A has an email address? Can’t they give that email address to the cops and can’t they track the IP address for it, or some shit?
I dunno, I’m in law school, not computer science school! Jeez!
7. TOBY IS BACK! RUNNING KISS/HUG WITH SPENCER!
Update: They did, in fact, run into each others’ arms and kiss.
8. I feel like Aria is going to tell Ezra about Maggie keeping the baby and he is going to break up with Aria over it. Then he is gonna go “do the right thing” to be with Maggie.
Then Aria is going to be with Ezra’s younger brother.
REMEMBER THIS PREDICTION. WHEN IT HAPPENS I WANT TO GET A JOB AS A STAFF WRITER ON THIS SHOW!
9. Caleb just brought a gun into the mix. Someone is certainly gonna die.
10. Wait, Spencer and Toby are kissing/heavy petting and he asks “Are you sure?” and she says yes.
Is the implication that this is her first time or that they are just having sex during a murder trial?
I am genuinely confused!
Update: EW Spencer just walked downstairs with Toby in a t-shirt and no pants. WHAT IF HER PARENTS SEE THAT?! WTF?! WHERE ARE HER PARENTS?!
11. “You scared me half to death” Emily to Nate.
“Not really….but I will….”
Ok, I feel like Nate is trying to threaten her. But what, exactly, is his threat? Is he gonna put her in a haunted house and she has a secret heart problem?
12. EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!
NATE JUST ADMITTED THAT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH MAYA. HIS F*CKING COUSIN! HOLY BANANAS!
Update: This turns out not too be gross but I won’t say anymore in case you haven’t seen this episode.
13. There are SO MANY COMMERCIAL breaks in this episode, how much do you think advertisers are paying for this air time?
I legitimately think there was only 25/60 minutes of actual showtime!
14. Ok, these girls are in some strange, fantasy world where cell phone towers do not exist at all. Like, ever.
15. OH. MY. GAWD. I have to say, old horror movies were right, the virgin never dies!
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