Another Commercial I Love-Hate

I am going to refer to my love-hate as “lo-ha” to shorten things around here on SociallyLawkward.

SO another commercial I Lo-Ha? This pediasure commercial. Watch and then I shall explain:

Let me enumerate this so as to keep this stuff organized.

1 What bitch turns to another mom at a kids’ soccer game to PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY admonish her parenting?

“Well, kids ARE what they eat, hahaha….”

Hey, bitch, Judgy Wudgy was a bear who will clock you in your weasel-face.

2. DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE IS IMPLYING!  If Tyler looks a little slow, aka he is a bucket of fries, then he ate fries, yes?

IF ALL THE OTHER KIDS ARE KIDS, THEN THAT IMPLIES THAT THEY ARE CANNIBALS EATING OTHER CHILDREN!

THINK ABOUT IT!

 

SO, in conclusion, if I fast forwarded commercials, I would miss lovely, cannibalism gems like this!