Celeb Sightings in Atlanta

As you guys know, I love television.  Living in Atlanta I have gotten to meet and see many celebrities out and about.

So the other day when I ran into Nina Dobrev, I got excited and tried to say hi.   Being Atlanta, she was not hounded by paparazzi, and no one seemed to be aware that she was remotely important.

She was smoking a cigarette (strike 1) on the corner on a gorgeous Atlanta Saturday.  When I asked “you’re Nina Dobrev, right?” she blew a puff of smoke in the air (strike 2), hopped into a limo, and left.  The limo took her two blocks away to what I am assuming is her apartment.  TWO BLOCKS (strike 3).

Listen, I get that it’s hard to be a whiny protagonist on a show whose audience is mostly 14-year old girls (and me! Dont forget me!) but being less of a bitch will get you far, especially in the south.  Maybe I was spoiled by John Mayer’s willingness to converse with me, Retta’s willingness to take a picture with me AND tweet me back, her own BOYFRIEND tweeted me with regards to the work I do for his foundation,and even Alec Baldwin grunted a hello instead of punching me!

ALEC BALDWIN was nicer to me than Nina Dobrev.  Nina, what is your claim to fame? 4 seasons of a show that airs on the CW and a Canadian teen drama with Drake as a paraplegic.  ALEC BALDWIN. He was nominated for a MOTHERFUCKING OSCAR.  He could have punched me and I would have been okay with it!

But you cannot blow your =cancer stick in my direction and hop into a limo to drive TWO BLOCKS and expect me to be happy for what? Being in your presence? No, ma’am. No.

This here is the south.  I may be a foreigner in this country but I was born in Lafayette Louisiana and raised in Georgia, you cannot be so rude. You have to at least be PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, the south’s version of Northerners being realistic. You could have rolled your eyes and said yes, acknowledging my presence.  But to blow smoke in my direction and take a limo two blocks? No. Ew.

I am OFFICIALLY boycotting Vampire Diaries.

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Just kidding.  What would I do with my free time if I cut out one of my most vital bull-shit shows?  What are the consequences of Nina’s actions? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. So, yeah….you might even say this entire blog entry was a waste of time and energy because nothing is going to happen.

So…..erm…..goodnight?  I’m struggling with how to end this………..

(awkward silence as I back out of the room)